Dress Up As Junk

You may be wondering about this post’s title. It was inspired by a




It was inspired by a search.

So this post has been devoted on how to dress up like junk.

The first thing that you need are some clothes that you can toss after you dress up like junk.
I suggest the oldest, rattiest thing that you own, or any member of your family owns.

Then, go junk-hunting inside your house. Some good places to looks are:
-Trash and recycling
-miscellaneous drawer or whatever it is
-the garage
-the basement

Then, you’ll want to find some tape. I recommend duct tape or packaging tape.

Now, this is the fun part! You can take all of your junk and tape it to the clothes. Tape it everywhere!

It will look awesomely disgusting when you’re done, hopefully. I have never tried this yet, but sooner or later I will.

Now, put on your junk clothes! Model them, for your friends and family. They’ll love it or be totally grossed out, I’m not sure which.

I should also mention that this would be a great Halloween costume. Or for any dress-up for that matter. However, this may smell after a few days-especially if you have used garbage or recycling in your junk costume. Because of this, I recommend using it as soon as possible.

I hope you enjoy your one-of-a-kind junk costume!

Sorry about the spider interruption, but it is true. Perhaps the spider could go on my junk costume.

Now: If anyone wants to take credit for that search………..

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Every single person living on planet Earth right now has something they absolutely, positively, can’t stand. For me, there’s a pretty long list of things, but to save space on this post I won’t list them. If you really must know, ask me in the comments or something. So, here is a handy-dandy re-usable rant that you can easy-peasy print and fill out!

I, __________, do not like _________________. I really don’t like this at all, I mean, seriously. What is the POINT of this? Why was it INVENTED? WHY, WHY, WHY? Do you like it? (ignore all responses)

Well, I don’t and I am SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT IT! (This can be accompanied by you slamming your fist down on some convenient table.) Well, In fact, I am going to DO something about it! (slam hand on table again, but be careful to not hurt your fist.)

Hmm. Have you got any ideas? Well, I’ve got some ideas, I’m leaving to go fix this! AARGH! (if you feel that at this point you must leave, make sure you slam the door loudly!)

(This would be an ideal time to list off all the things that are wrong with the subject of your ranting. Make sure you don’t leave anything out.) So, now do you get it? Why it’s so ABSOLUTELY, TERRIBLY, HORRIBLE?

(You are going to look somewhat deranged now, so lean into your audience’s face and scream, WELL? Interesting results are guranteed!)

So, anyways, that’s why it’s so bad. As in, really bad. Like, maybe even worse than the apopcalypse! Hmm, well, actually, I don’t know. But the point is, it’s BAD. I mean, REALLY BAD.

(Your audience is probably getting sick of you yelling your rant, so when they leave, use this paragraph:) Hey, are you leaving, Why are you leaving? I wasn’t even done yet! I wasn’t even close to done yet! Hey! Come back, ________________-! (Continue to shout the like at the retreating audience until they con’t hear you anymore)

(If your audience isn’t done yet, use this:) So I think it’s really bad. It’s pointless and lame. It’s—-AUGH! You just don’t get it, do you? What’s wrong wit you? How don’t you get it? AUUUGGGHHH! (Now is the time to stomp dramatically from the room and slam the door hard behind you)

Now, you might want to drink some water and rest your vocal cords.

I’m Back!!! (And the Mysterious Forces Of Nature)

I’m back!

My part of the January Teens Can Write Too Blog Chain was a blast!! I got lots of lovely new commenters and subscribers from that! (And if you missed it, see it here.) And be sure to check out the rest of the participating bloggers.

As you’re reading this I’m in Florida, US! Hahahaha! So long!!! (Just kidding. I could never do that. Probably just to my sister) And it won’t be so long because I’ll keep up on my iPod! So, that’ll be fun.

Now. To rant about the snow.


Okay. I’m good. And, I was screaming, Ahhhh! as I did that.


I mean, seriously. It has snowed exactly 2 times that I was able to go out and sled or something. Two. Sometimes, I feel like screaming at the top of my lungs, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MOTHER NATURE?!?!?!?!

And what’s worse is that all the adults are enjoying this. Today I was forced on a walk. Ew.

What’s even worse is that all sorts of bugs are finding their way in my room. I do not like bugs. I absolutely refuse to touch them. All I do is kill them.

They make me angry. They’re box elder bugs, if anyone has a solution.

P.S. Check out my new page, S.E.C.

And have a good day.




Winter project????

My dog, Toffy

He’s so cute, I know. =)

So, my Mom has told me that this winter I am supposed to make a list of my Toffy’s vocabulary. So, I’ll do it. So, what do I know he knows already? Hmmmmmm………

  • Mommy
  • Daddy
  • Supper
  • Breakfast
  • Truck
  • Charlie (my uncle’s very senior dog)
  • Grammy (grandma)
  • Grampy (grandpa)
  • ball
  • rope
  • go outside
  • come
  • sit
  • wait
  • go in your bed
  • bed
  • lay down
  • that’s the girls (mainly used when me and my sister, A, are noisy :))
  • pretty boy (Such a vain dog we have…)
  • bath
  • Annika
  • upstairs
  • NO!!!!!
  • good boy
  • uh-uh
  • Do you want a treat?
  • Do you want to go to the cottage?
  • Go see Jo? (our dog trainer)
  • Go see Freckles?
  • Go see Nicki? (The neighbor’s very NEW dog, who Toffy is friends with, Awwwwwww. We’re still working on this one.)
  • go!
  • go get your_________

I think he knows more but that’s all I can remember right now.

Bored No More

Hi, bored people. You see I am bored a lot too and so I need things to do when I am bored. So I thought, Well, why not share it????? So here it is!

  1. Dress an inanimate object up and take pictures!
  2. Find a bug that does NOT fly (ex. ant) and make it an obstacle course! Then time it. This is also fun if you get more than one bug and have a race. Note, you may want different types of bugs so you can tell them apart =)
  3. Pick one thing and a room, lock your self in a room and see how long it takes you to go insane.
  4. Pick an animal and walk/slither/??? around for as long as you can do it. Bonus points if you give yourself a tail!
  5. Pretend you’re blind, you might want to have someone near you so you don’t fall down the stairs or anything
  6. Make a personality quiz. Then pick random celebrities and make up fake answers to the test. (If you do this, I want to see it!!!!)
  7. Learn to yodel
  8. Imitate someone you see often and see how long it takes them to realize that you’re impersonating them.
  9. Rename all the people in your family with weird names
  10. Find a squishy food. Go into the bathroom, and get in the bathtub. Then jump on the squishy food.
  11. Google weird poses and try to imitate them.
  12. Kill some flies and glue them onto a sheet of paper, or whatever you have handy. Then illustrate!
  13. Make up your own language. Then use it. (You may want to write a key)
  14. Rearrange something.
  15. Make a belly button cleaner!!! Stick a pipe cleaner in a straw, with some pipe cleaner still out. Insert. Clean.
  16. Make a pyramid. Of whatever you have lying around and need to get rid of.
  17. Type something with your toes. Then see if an unlucky victim can read it.
  18. Give yourself a tail. Then see what your dog does to it.
  19. Play the imagining game. Sit somewhere where there are a lot of people and imagine what they are doing.
  20. Don’t speak. At all. Or, have a sign that says, “I can only speak this word,________” and only say that word.
  21. Be a hairdresser. Put some dirt in a cup, then some grass seed. Wait for it to grow. When you feel that it is long enough then give it a haircut. Remember that grass never stops growing(unless it dies) so you can give it another even worse haircut next week!
  22. Create a cardboard city.
  23. Baking soda volcano. Especially fun if you make a really amazing volcano.
  24. Google yourself. Then, enjoy finding out about people who share your name but none of your personal information!
  25. Find out what type your blood is.
  26. Make a Jello creation
  27. Dress up stuffed animals and display them prominently in your house
  28. Watch a T.V. show and make a list of why the T.V. show is so awful. Then present the list to a friend you know likes that show.
  29. Make up a weird fun fact about someone. Then inform them of that fact. Interesting reactions!
  30. Peel a carrot until it is totally gone (I personally have always wanted to do this)
  31. Youtube werewolf circus (These are HILARIOUS! I guarantee it!)