Ohhh…this made me laugh. It’ll make you laugh too!
Welcome to the Boring Infomercial
Well here is your one in a life time chance to get your hands (or foot and even tongue) on JUNK™!
JUNK™ is the most useless thing you will EVER purchase (this is the only true fact I will say).
Hard thing to swallow ain’t it?
That’s how I feel about my vitamins.
So as I was bragging, JUNK™ is sparkly.
AWESOME?! I KNOW!!! I own two! No wait…27.
You can own JUNK™.
It is very simple.
Call a phone number, any. Don’t believe them (modest people) if they claim to not sell JUNK™.
Give the machine operator, Mr. Killer Robot all your credit card information, your home address, All relatives home address and…
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