Here I have six lovely polls for you. Vote on every single one!
P.S. If you’re looking for the *NORMAL* post, it should be below this one on my website
Okay. So the purpose of this post today is to find out what is *normal*. Let me give you my family example first. Dad: Works all day doing something with medicine and computers. Mom: Works in the morning and yells at kids in the afternoon. Me: Goes to school all day then comes home and does nothing but homework till bedtime. Sister: Not even going to start on her. But, goes to school all day then bugs me while I do homework (which I’m using her Mr. Sketch markers for, the nice big 18-pack and she looks at them and doesn’t even notice, ha!) Dog: Barks at everything and has some *ninny* problems……Fish: Swims around in his tank all day and looks for the fish flakes when it’s time I feed him. He may be the only normal one in this family!
Let’s start with the *NORMAL* sister.
So, this is my ideal sister. She is cute and small and little. When your friends come over, they coo over her instead of running away in terror. When you’re doing homework, she goes and plays Barbies in HER room, not a shared room. She likes to follow you around but never gets in the way. You actually like to babysit for her . She is a little annoying sometimes, but she makes up for it.
But wait! This sure looks like the end of the post, yes? But it’s not! This post comes in six parts! So be watching for the next post……the *NORMAL* big brother. Plus, be sure to vote on my polls too!
*Sorry to my followers. It’s the end of the school year, and I have so many projects going on, it gets harder to blog by the day. Don’t worry, on June 13 school ends and you’ll have another non-ending stream of ME again :)*
Right now, your favorite teen psycho is wearing the best dress-up thing EVER: A cape! It’s the bestest cape ever, too because it’s red and has one of those things that are on the collars of vampire cloaks……
I have no idea what it’s called, I don’t even know if it has a name. Okay. I’ll name it, we’ll call that from now on….uhhhh…..OBBLJOBS! Those are now forever, named OBBLJOBS!!! But I don’t like OBBLJOBS, so mine is folded down. Also, the best part, the VERY BEST part is how you go down the stairs and it swishes out from you! OHMYGOSHHH!! so very fun! Also, this also works if you go around a corner very fast and the cape whips around. I strongly advise you to go find your handy-dandy red cape, complete with an OBBLJOBS. (Vampire teeth optional) And try it. If you’re not lucky enough to have that, go buy one. And if all else fails, make your own. Get a blanket…oh, you should know how to do this. I’ll wait. Go do it. Seriously. And if anyone asks what in the world you are doing and you’re going to break something so go sit down blah blah blah….Tell them that the crocodile from Pac-Man did it, and he was really cool, so you are imitating him. This is a very effective strategy because:1. There is no crocodile from Pac-Man. 2. Your teller-offer will have to think about that one, so it leaves you to do your cape-swishing in peace. However, I am not responsible for any trouble you might get in for breaking something or whatever. That’s your fault. No saying, “Tomte told me to do it so ha its not my fault” because then you might get in more trouble for *talking back*. *Talking back* is a huge confusion to me, by the way because if you reply to anyone, like you say, “Hi!” and I say HI back, that’s talking back, if you think about it. Also, don’t try that on a parent either. More trouble. BUT, if you DO feel like some trouble would be good for you, then do everything I just mentioned.
This week, I am starting a new trend! Lame Joke of the Week! You can find a new lame joke every Wednesday. This week’s joke is:
What is brown and sticky?
As you may have read on the title, I ❤ My Little Pony! I'm not entirely sure why. I was sick (I published a post about it as you may remember) and I remembered that some girls in my Computers class were watching it and laughing hilariously. So I thought to myself, I should watch some. See if they’re any good. So I YouTubed it. And watched one. And another. And another. And I learned, They’re addicting!! I’ve watched about 1/2 the episodes on YouTube already, Fluttershy is my screensaver, A pic of all the ponies is my phone lock screen, etc, etc. It’s pretty safe to say, I’m obsessed.
There is nothing bad I could say about this show. The graphics are pretty good, for a show like this, and the show doesn’t have a horrible storyline (like some others I could mention) and teaches little kids good values like honesty kindness etc. Oh, and they make you laugh and they’re good for a twenty minute time waster.
That sure sounded like I was preaching about how great it is, blah blah blabbity blab. Me is sorry.
Thanks for listening.
Tomte, the teen pyscho.
Ohhh…this made me laugh. It’ll make you laugh too!
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One of my blogging friends, Jeyna Grace is publishing her second book, one that I have won access to….The Dream World Series. The first three were avaliable to read as promos, and they were very good. You would like them. I encourage you to check them out and if you can, sign up for the series! Jeyna also writes Harry Potter and Hunger Games fanfiction, and those are also extremely good. Do take a look at her blog, http://jeynagrace.wordpress.com
and let her know what you think of them. There’s a new fanfiction every Thursday. Comment and subscribe, people! 🙂
Bye for now, tomte